John Bevan, a 63-year-old pensioner, took a rather unique approach to personal transformation after his wife’s passing: he came out as gay and decided to get a full-coverage Dragon Penis Tattoo. Inspired by Puff the Magic Dragon, John’s story is a testament to self-expression and embracing individuality, even in the most unexpected places. We caught up with John to delve into the tale behind his mythical dragon cock tattoo.
John, the question everyone is asking is… Why a dragon penis tattoo?
“Well,” John began, “I’ve always been very genitally oriented, I must admit. I’ve always loved mine. I even opted for a circumcision at 32 because it felt like the right choice for me. Before the tattoo, I had twelve piercings down there – just trying to make it a bit… different, you know?” He chuckled. “Then I saw some, shall we say, less impressive penis tattoos online, and I thought, ‘Mine has to be special. Really different.’ It had to be full coverage, vibrant, with loads of detail. Nothing less would do for my very own dragon tattoo.”
And what about your love life? Did your partner at the time appreciate your unique tattoo?
“I’m not with him anymore, unfortunately,” John shared, “but yes, the man I was with for five years, he absolutely loved it. It was definitely a talking point, to say the least!”
Getting a tattoo, especially in such a sensitive area, must have been quite an experience. Can you tell us about the pain?
John recounted the tattooing process with surprising detail. “Dave, my tattoo artist, and I decided to do a test patch first. Just a couple of inches on the shaft and the head, to make sure the ink behaved itself – no running or bleeding, that sort of thing. As soon as those needles got close to my… you know… I broke out in a proper sweat. 全身汗! But then, watching the needles actually going into the head, I felt absolutely nothing! Nothing at all! The sweat calmed down, and I got right into the process. I had to, really! Holding everything still is no easy task when it’s all slippery with sweat and tattoo goo!”
He continued, “That first four-hour session gave me the beginnings of what became a masterpiece, honestly exceeding anything I could have imagined.”
Regarding the pain, John explained, “The numbing cream generally works for about 2 to 4 hours, fading out over the next half hour. On the shaft and scrotum, the pain was actually quite manageable. The head, though, that was a different story. So much blood flow there, you see. The anesthetic only lasted about an hour, and then, BAM! It wore off in a minute flat! Dave was working on the head, and suddenly, the feeling came back with a vengeance. Surprised both of us! We tried to continue, but there was just no way I could handle it.”
Preparation is key for any tattoo, but especially for a genital tattoo. What’s your routine?
“Some people get themselves in a mental state,” John mused, “trances, drunk, drugged up, whatever. I’m more about physical prep – getting my ‘canvas’ ready for Dave. Clean, hairless, supple, not dry, and numb as possible! That means spreading on the numbing cream about an hour before, then wrapping it all in cling film – or a condom for the cock itself – to really let the anesthetic work its magic. A bit kinky, maybe!”
With such a bold tattoo already, are you planning any more ink? Perhaps to complement your dragon penis tattoo?
“Well, down below, I’m completely out of blank skin now, and I’m absolutely thrilled with my dragon tattoo there. But yes, I definitely plan to get my upper body done – front and back. It’s got to complement what I’ve already got, though. That’s going to be a challenge!”
Beyond body art, what else keeps you busy? What are your hobbies?
“Oh, loads of things!” John exclaimed enthusiastically. “Music, gardening, woodworking, metalworking, socializing, working out, motorcycle racing, just generally coming up with unusual ideas, and… oh, nearly forgot… SEX!”
Looking ahead, what are your plans for the future?
John concluded on a heartwarming note, “To make as many friends as I can. To live and let live. To love and to let love live on.”
Thank you, John! Any final words for our readers?
“Lots of love from John and Puff!”
This article provides an engaging look into the world of unusual tattoos and body modification, focusing on the unique story of John and his dragon penis tattoo. It explores the motivations, process, and personal meaning behind this bold piece of body art, offering an entertaining and informative read for those interested in tattoo culture and funny tattoos.